Would you stop hitting me? I said I was sorry for deleting all the questions…They were old anywa—stop that. Stop it. Hey, stop. It doesn’t even hurt you kno—quit. Why aren’t you stopping?

that is a yes.

BAD END

Also everyone would have mad munchies.

I’m a blank. After my horn broke, any chance of getting my cutie mark was over and done with.

Kraes however doesn’t know I know her secret. Every morning she sharpies in that same crude mark on her butt…she’s just as much a blank as me.

this machine isn’t gonna fix itself, ya know? :T

Yo, blonde pony. I got nothin’ better to do, so yeah, I’ll be your Valentine.

Where the buck am I…?

Bad time to pony: While on the toilet.

Good time to pony: When shopping at your local toy store.

But yeah, try some other tumblr. No sexy stallions here.